STEVIEMONSTER

Saturday 18 June 2011

Wanted dead or alive......

Raleigh chopper Wanted!! Mk1 or Mk2 Any condition.....frame, wreck, anything considered.....project for the missus!!!

Thankyou!!

steviezombie@aol.com
chantelle_frost@hotmail.com

"Last night I dreamed we found a house in London with a garage. The house belonged to a family and they were renting out a room. So we went to the house to meet them and their dog weed on me and I fell in some poo."

"It's because I couldn't get out of the poo....you know when you keep on trying but you cant get out and it was awful."

"You can't keep comparing our relationship to Braveheart"

Sunday 29 May 2011

Saturday 21 May 2011

I love fit birds......Nah...I like life of the wild...I'm a gentleman/Child.......Ok ok.....Man child....FML

Ever tried taking a picture of a hummingbird?!!! If so it flaps as hard as a wizard on crack frappin his bean flowing man meat over the holy evil gingerbread housed evil witch..(BABA YAGA).

Last minute checks....EDR

Tuesday 10 May 2011

Stickers

Got me a shitload of stickers I need to sell.......the highest sensible bid to my email by the weekend gets them!! Cover that toolbox or make yourself an uncomfortable pair of one wear sticker pants...I'm sure theres more options available....but these are my top two.

I love getting emails......

This one must have been sent to me by mistake?! Maybe not.

Jumping Spider

This little now six legged creepy crawly found Its way all the way home from the states in my hardcase....quite a journey....It's a female jumping spider.....I got a spider bite whilst I was sleeping, right on my elbow and I'm pretty sure it was one of these suckers....I hope I never get bitten again by one of these...I had a swollen Popeye like arm for ages.....think I need to eat more spinach.

Born Free 3

Someones got to win it....and someones going to win it, this knuckle is awesome, a real sight to behold, no expense spared....ready to jump on and ride home however far you live.....everyones that confident. I hope it goes to a good home, changes someones lifestyle and gets ridden.

Tuesday 29 March 2011

Monday 21 March 2011

Wednesday 16 March 2011

Whats your Points?

I'm slowly realising that my urge for a triumph is coming to an end...well at least for the near future anyways...my moneys tighter than a nuns chuff...my loss you gain...sweet points cover up for grabs!!

Any questions please dont hesitate to ask

Send me an email if interested please - steviezombie@aol.com

The cover is located in Los Angeles...will send worldwide...get emailing!

Saturday 12 March 2011

Matt

Many Hands on the Shrimp Boat Captain...eewww!

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

"I gave him the Shrimp boat captain for his birthday".

By C.S.Lewis Jan 16, 2008 (Urban Dictionary)