"Last night I dreamed we found a house in London with a garage. The house belonged to a family and they were renting out a room. So we went to the house to meet them and their dog weed on me and I fell in some poo."
"It's because I couldn't get out of the poo....you know when you keep on trying but you cant get out and it was awful."
"You can't keep comparing our relationship to Braveheart"